I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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