Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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