I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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