Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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