Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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