maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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