if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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