"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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