I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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