You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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