please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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