Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
