He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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