how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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