clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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