piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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