the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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