i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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