So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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