Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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