we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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