I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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