i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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