this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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