so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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