Can Purell be used as lube?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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