Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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