I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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