all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
