I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
