i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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