I didn't shave. On purpose
I hope mine doesn't look like that
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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