Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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