So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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