From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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