I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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