You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
