I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
