Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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