Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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