Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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