You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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