My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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