I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
