Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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