I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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