He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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