why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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