what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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