Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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