just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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