I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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