they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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