Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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