My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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