I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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