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Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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